Gensler.club ($GENSLER) is an American meme coin dedicated to using satire to ridicule people who are trying to destroy crypto. We have contests, airdrops, and coin burns to maximize participation and tokenomics. Join our crypto revolution! Buy $GENSLER coins! Contribute humor and memes! And most all, help us fuck greasy Gary Gensler and the rest of the anti-crypto assholes!
Why a meme coin named after Gary Gensler?
Who can beat his losing record with the US courts? Who has done more to promote crypto innovation in the world by crushing it in the US? Who coddled a billion dollar crypto fraudster SBF while he had his agency, the SEC, attack honest companies like Coinbase? Gary Gensler! That's who. And that's why we -- his super fan team of Sen. Lizzy Warren, CEO Jamie Dimon, SBF, and Ahmed the Dead Terrorist -- started this community and created the $GENSLER meme coin on Solana.
So while we’re not playing Cowboys and Indians, paying hundreds of millions of dollars in government fines, buying politicians, or financing puppet terrorisim, we're leading a community here -- which hopefully will include you -- where we have airdrops, coin burns and most of all, focus the crypto world's hyper creative skills into contests which reward the funniest memes that ridicule powerful people.
By having fun, our community will change crypto for the better and we'll become rich... rich enough to have fuck you money so people like Gary can't take our freedoms away.
Join us. Buy some coins. Contribute humor, memes. And most of all... help us FUCK GARY GENSLER and the rest of the anti-crypto mob!
Signed
Lizzy, Jamie, Sam, and Ahmed
P.S underlined words are links to ironic news stories and videos.
Easier for you to buy $GENSLER than for banks to buy Gary.
NEW TO SOLANA?
WE SUGGEST DOWNLOADING
THE PHANTOM WALLET...
IF YOU'RE ALREADY ON SOLANA
And already have $SOL. Swap using Jupiter Exchange to get $GENSLER....
Especially if you're a degen.
Super low fees on Solana.
Rug pulls are not possible as the liquidity token has been burned.
News of Gensler.Club is spreading through boomer news...
HOW DO I BUY AND SELL $GENSLER
You can trade the coin on Solana decentralized exchanges like Jupiter and Raydium.
WILL $GENSLER BE LISTED ON CENTRALIZED EXCHANGES?
That's the plan. We're working on it.
IS THERE A $GENSLER WHITE PAPER OR ROAD MAP?
Here is the link.
WHERE DID THE $GENSLER COMMUNITY ORIGINATE?
See Davos.
DOES GARY GENSLER HAVE IT OUT FOR ELON MUSK?
Gary's use of the SEC to screw Elon is nothing more than an epic bro-crush. Almost as epic as Bitboy Crypto's bro-crush on Cryto Man Ran.
ARE THERE HONORARY CLOWNS IN THIS COMMUNITY?
YES! Big clowns!
Janet "Bin-Nanace" Yellen.
Rep. Brad Sherman - boomer weasel.
Jerome Powell - greatest promoter of bitcoin’s value proposition… ev-ah.
Charlie Munger - was going to join the team but God got to him first.
MagicalTux - the original SBF. But more clueless Humpty-Dumpty than SBF.
We believe in ethical diversersity and inclusion
Lizzy Warren
US Senator. Tribal chief of the US Senate anti-crypto army. Private jet flying environmentalist.
Jamie "money for me but not for thee" Dimon
CEO of JP Morgan. Supreme hypocrite. Tells US Congress to make crypto illegal for people to use, while his bank launches its own crypto... which only banks can use.
Ahmed the Dead Terrorist
Dead because Lizzy Warren and Gary convinced him transactions on a PUBLIC ledger cannot be tracked by the CIA. Unlike most other terrorist organizations which know better.
© 2024 gensler.club
Obviously images here are AI generated and used for satire. The only real character is Ahmed, created by the brilliant Jeff Dunham. Jeff is not involved in this project and the use of Ahmed is purely for satire.
And obviously the team's endorsements are satirical - if you can't tell that, send a message here.